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This topic reminds me of the time I watched a really hilarious video clip. It was about a naughty boy who’s about 10 years old, you know how irritating boys can be at that age, right? He’s a complete troublemaker.
Once he ran away from home“cause he made a huge mistake. He thought maybe his parents would be so worried about him that they could forgive him for what he did.
But a few days passed, his parents didn’t look for him at all. So he started to complain to his clas***ates, saying, I’ve gone for so many days, but my parents don’t care at all, I’m so sad.’
But his clas***ate said to him, ‘N***ense! I saw your parents posting and handing out flyers the other day. They must be looking for you!’
The boy was so excited and relieved, he ran to the bulletin board, and saw the posters his parents put up. And the ***ile on that boy’s face suddenly disappeared, the ***ile froze on his lips,
‘cause the poster says, ‘Single room for rent, the price is negotiable.’
Although it sounds a little bit sad, I still couldn’t help laughing。
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